November 14, 2007
July 13, 2006
i hate mondays
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:39:34 +0100
Subject: fascinated by his cynicism
From: <xxx@kischkel.de>
To: <c.libre@snf.org>
Joesph Grayson
he does not discuss prayer of clues and puzzle pieces in Da Vinci paintings Then tragedy strikes closer to home
loss comes at a high price tag when for the absence of a breadwinner a little sweeter at the orphanage
a choice retain their uniqueness their newborn child has died blended family safely on their side of the hedge
Garfield savors the royal treatment a bored and restless suburban teenager of professional soccer
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February 12, 2006
for me to poupon
This week I read Robert Darnton’s pop history of 18th century French culture, The Great Cat Massacre, the first chapter of which attempts to get into the heads of the old regime French peasantry by examining their folk tales. Reading these old peasant stories, which were passed on orally into the 19th and 20th centuries, not just across France but into the Caribbean and the Americas, one finds a worldview preoccupied by want, hunger, guile, and a certain kind of humor that is politely termed Rabelaisian. (If you don’t know what that means, I’ll shortly provide an example.)
Curious to read a few primary texts, I bussed down to the university library yesterday and spent the morning copying pages from the three volumes of Le Conte populaire français, edited by Paul Delarue and Marie-Louise Tenèze. Translation is for me a little like when a corporate manager attempts to perform an act of kindness — the results only come by straining against one’s natural disposition and ability, and they probably don’t fool anyone, either. That said, read on for a story about a doll that poops gold. Any errors and embellishments are my fault — sorry.
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and so on
- it’s a wild world: from the unpublished file of remake/remodel
- natural’s not in it: A Gang of Four performance works like this: The music is chopped up funk, and the lyrics a juxtaposition of the everyday and the dreadful, like death’s heads pasted onto the Sunday newspaper advertisements. Andy Gill is the Straight Man, his gaze fixed dead ahead, pointing the neck of his guitar into a roiling crowd he probably can’t see. Jon King is The Fool.
- i had to stay in the freezer all thursday eve: We got in a tan van, us two in the back with Steve McGarrett from “Hawaii-Five-O” at the steering wheel. Speeding away we slide into a parking lot and all in slow motion these tough guys appear. We argue and fight and one pulls a knife. He hits me in the back, but I’m all right I’m all right I’m all right I’m all right
- i didn’t do it: my favorite email of 2005
- shite and onions!: THE NYMPH: (Her fingers in her ears) And words. They are not in my dictionary. BLOOM: You understood them? THE YEWS: Ssh.
- i am the cosmos: ‘All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy.’
- the new york times crossword, no. 0713: 30-Across is “CORKER”
- olympic highlights from the nightclub tv: Competing for his third Olympic crown, Arrichion had found himself being choked in a stranglehold from behind. Unable to free himself from the ferocious grip, Arrichion managed to grip his opponent’s ankle and twist it until it broke. In agony his opponent submitted, but by then the damage was done - Arrichion’s throat had been crushed and even as he was proclaimed the winner, he breathed his last.
- sammy: sammy the cat, rest in peace
- the great communicators: The gun used was a Rohm RG-14 revolver in .22LR caliber, with a 1-7/8 inch barrel. The serial number was L731332.
- for the price of a good dinner: boring administrative hooha regarding the sudden increase in my operating expenses
- ass poetry #1: first in a series
- archives: and... all the older stuff
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This made me think of Catalonia. Catalan culture is very scatalogical. Besides the christmas Caganer. They also have a log. I think they call him Uncle Shit, and the children sing a song while beating the log. The song is basically says, “hey uncle, you better shit some candy or we will keep hitting you with a stick.” I realize that this comment reads like someone recounting a dream they had, but I promise it is a fact.
posted by j on April 2, 2006 6:19 PM
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